You know you've been online too long when...

 * You start introducing yourself as GuruLloyd at 2pointhome.com.
 
 * Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what
   she looks like.
 
 * You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it
   again.
 
 * You name your children Twitter, Mozzilla, and Dotcom.
 
 * All of your friends have an @ in their names.
 
 * You tell the cab driver your address is http://2pointhome.com
  
 * You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed with Firefox 2.0"
 
 * You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair
   in front of the computer with a toilet.
 
 * You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. :-)
 
 * As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road,
   your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

And for your viewing pleasure, my pick of the funniest FiOS Commercial of the week.



Have a great weekend! :D

Posted by Guru Lloyd | tagged: joke, funny, Lloyd, video