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Its that time of the week again!
No, It's not Peanut Butter and Jelly time. Its time for my pick of Tech Joke of the Week. This week I am sharing something a little more personal.
Engineer's Pick-Up Lines

Engineers are known for thinking outside the box. Well this holds true when thinking of Pick-Up Lines as well.
This week's Jokes are courtesy of Zach's Page of Science and Technology Jokes. Zach shares his favorite Engineer's Pick-up Lines which are quite funny.
"Isn't your email address beautiful_girl@mydreams.com?"
My personal favorite:
"Girl, you're sweeter than Glucose!"
"You and I would add up better than the Riemann Sum!"
"We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes!"
"You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!"
LOL read them all here.
Enjoy!
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Gavin Says:
Nov 14, 2008 2:43 pm
Dibs on the "glucose" line
Dee Says:
Nov 14, 2008 2:46 pm
Lloyd, are you actually using these pickup lines on human girls? ;)
Guru Lloyd Says:
Nov 14, 2008 3:08 pm
Fair enough Gavin...my new favorite is,
"My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing." lol
Dee, personally, I use them on human girls, but no where is it written that these lines are for human use only. :)